Last May, Oxford University student Sam Brown approached a cop and said, “Excuse me, do you realize your horse is gay?”

And for that observation, Brown spent the night in lockup and was issued an £80 fine, which Brown refused to pay—causing the police to take this idiotic case to court.

The Crown Prosecution Service recently ruled it would not prosecute the case because there wasn’t enough evidence to prove that Brown’s conduct was disorderly. But most likely, they dismissed the case because it was so fucking stupid.