Chris Taylor thought his parrot was acting strangely. Whenever Ziggy heard the name “Gary” on television, the bird would make kissing noises. And whenever his girlfriend, Suzy Collins, answered the phone, Ziggy would say, “Hiya, Gary”. But the last straw was when Ziggy blurted out, “I love you Gary” as Chris and Suzy shared a romantic evening on the couch. Busted!

After that, Suzy had no choice but to admit that she had been sleeping with Gary in the bed she shared with Chris while he was at work.

Ziggy: Chris, your girlfriend’s a whore!