The news is out: K-Fed’s upcoming album sucks ass.

This is the part where you ask, “Who the fuck is K-Fed?”

K-Fed is also known as Kevin Federline, also known as the guy who knocked up Britney Spears and is spending all of her money.

Mr. Britney’s first song, “PopoZao” has been circulating the Internet and the reactions have not been kind. “It’s incredible—incredibly horrible,” said one New York disc jockey.

Britney: See what I had to do to pay for that fool’s crap music? I bet Christina doesn’t have to put up with this shit!

But K-Fed, sitting pretty with his wife’s money, could care less about bad reviews: “I’m not too worried about that,” he told the Associated Press. He says he worked hard on his album and is happy with the end result. “I’ve been in the closet with it for a while,” he said.

Sounds like it should have stayed in the closet.

I should have married the snake instead. At least he has earning potential….”